Bitchy quotes

Bitchy sayings - Hater quotes

Bitchy quotes to make your toes curl!

Don’t we all feel sometimes that we just want to let rip?

Shut them up with a bit of bitchiness?

Ever had it happen to you that you couldn't find a single thing to say in the moment, but had just the right line the day after you've needed it?
Use this quotes page as a quick guide when you need it most!

Bitchy quotes, hater quotes - this is the page for you …

Bitchy quotes - Bitchy sayings:

BITCH: Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons.

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

You just lost the chance you never had !

I'm not the girl your mom warned you about;
her imagination was never this good.

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.

I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!

Smile - it confuses people.

Don't talk about yourself so much ... we'll do that when you leave.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

A thought crossed your mind?
Must have been a long and lonely journey.

You are depriving some village of its’ idiot.

I just looked at my most recent ex and thought:
Did I really like THAT?!!

In some cultures what I do is considered normal.

Seems like you had an extra bowl of stupid this morning.

I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.

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Don't go away mad, just go away!

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I look interested?

I taught your boyfriend that little thing you like.

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

I never have enough middle fingers!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave!

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"Winston, you are drunk." - Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill

I’m great in bed – I can sleep for days.

Ladies, if you wear a full face of makeup to the gym in the morning, I'm going to assume you just finished your work shift as a prostitute

I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

You better put a condom on - if you're gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

You're only bad if you're caught ... so that makes me a good girl? Right?

Yes, I'm pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren't so ignorant, self-absorbed, and downright stupid, I wouldn't be so bitchy all the time.

Turning 32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.

Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

You didn't just fall out of the ugly tree. You were gangbanged by the whole forest.

It’s not the jeans that make your butt look fat.

When you go to bed tonight,
Dream of me …
And when you wake up
You’ll realize …
You can’t have me!

Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl …

You know you're getting old when you need a base coat for your face.

You can't argue with a sick mind.

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

I'm sorry, I can't be mean to you. It's be kind to animals week.

I AM WHAT I AM … so your approval isn't needed!

I’m not ignoring you, you’re just insignificant!

I'm not looking for a relationship right now. And by "right now" I mean "with you".

Your constant status updates remind us all how crushingly boring your life actually is.

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

Big Girls don’t cry - they get even.

Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to loose!

Sometimes you have to learn how to open your mouth for more than just giving head.


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'm not weird! I'm gifted …

Simple fact: If you ever hurt me ... you get it back 10 times worse.

I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own.

If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd be traumatized for life.

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight.

If your brain were as big as your mouth then maybe we would get along.

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

When faced with a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and she'll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

I wanna be different just like everyone else.

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.

I'm not a tease, I’m just a reminder of what you can't have.

Sorry I'm late, I'll leave early to make up for it.

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