Bitchy quotes

 

Bitchy sayings – Hater quotes

 Bitchy quotes to make your toes curl!


Don’t we all feel sometimes that we just want to let rip?

Shut them up with a bit of bitchiness?

Ever had it happen to you that you couldn’t find a single thing to say in the moment, but had just the right line the day after you’ve needed it?
Use this quotes page as a quick guide when you need it most!
Bitchy quotes, hater quotes – this is the page for you …

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Bitchy quotes – Bitchy sayings:

 

BITCH: Beautiful Individual That Causes Hard-ons.

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It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

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You just lost the chance you never had !

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I’m not the girl your mom warned you about;
her imagination was never this good.

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Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.

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I know I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it scares me!

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Smile – it confuses people.

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Don’t talk about yourself so much … we’ll do that when you leave.

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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

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A thought crossed your mind?

Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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You are depriving some village of its’ idiot.

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I just looked at my most recent ex and thought:
Did I really like THAT?!!

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In some cultures what I do is considered normal.

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Seems like you had an extra bowl of stupid this morning.

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I’d like to see things your way, but I’m not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.

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Don’t go away mad, just go away!

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Oh, I’m sorry. Did I look interested?

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I taught your boyfriend that little thing you like.

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What if you’re in hell, and you’re mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

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I never have enough middle fingers!

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My door is always open, so feel free to leave!

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Find out if you are pregnant

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“Winston, you are drunk.” – Lady Astor

“Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober” – Winston Churchill

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I’m great in bed – I can sleep for days.

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Ladies, if you wear a full face of makeup to the gym in the morning, I’m going to assume you just finished your work shift as a prostitute

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I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions?

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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

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You better put a condom on – if you’re gonna act like a dick you need to dress like one.

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If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

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You’re only bad if you’re caught … so that makes me a good girl? Right?

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Yes, I’m pissed off and most people irritate me. But if people weren’t so ignorant, self-absorbed, and downright stupid, I wouldn’t be so bitchy all the time.

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Turning 32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail.

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Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.

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You didn’t just fall out of the ugly tree. You were gangbanged by the whole forest.

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It’s not the jeans that make your butt look fat.

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When you go to bed tonight,

Dream of me …

And when you wake up

You’ll realize …

You can’t have me!

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Don’t think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl …

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You know you’re getting old when you need a base coat for your face.

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You can’t argue with a sick mind.

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If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

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I’m sorry, I can’t be mean to you. It’s be kind to animals week.

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I AM WHAT I AM … so your approval isn’t needed!

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I’m not ignoring you, you’re just insignificant!

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I’m not looking for a relationship right now. And by “right now” I mean “with you”.

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Your constant status updates remind us all how crushingly boring your life actually is.

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Mirrors don’t talk and lucky for you they don’t laugh!

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Big Girls don’t cry – they get even.

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Never fight with an ugly person – they have nothing to loose!

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Sometimes you have to learn how to open your mouth for more than just giving head.

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DON’T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

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I’m not weird! I’m gifted …

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Simple fact: If you ever hurt me … you get it back 10 times worse.

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I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own.

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If you could read my mind, I’m pretty sure you’d be traumatized for life.

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I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

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I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight.

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If your brain were as big as your mouth then maybe we would get along.

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Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

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It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

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When faced with a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and she’ll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.

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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

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I wanna be different just like everyone else.

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“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

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Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.

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I’m not a tease, I’m just a reminder of what you can’t have.

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Sorry I’m late, I’ll leave early to make up for it.

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I hope you’ve enjoyed the bitchy quotes page,

   

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