Bitchy sayings - Hater quotes

Bitchy sayings:

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

You just lost the chance you never had !

What is your worst sin? My vanity.
I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty.
That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.

Smile -- it confuses people.

Don't talk about yourself so much ... we'll do that when you leave.

When all else fails, look cute.

Don't go away mad, just go away!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

I never have enough middle fingers!

"Winston, you are drunk." - Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill

I’m great in bed – I can sleep for days.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger.

Don't Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen.

When you go to bed tonight,
Dream of me …
And when you wake up
You’ll realize …
You can’t have me!

Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl …

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

I AM WHAT I AM … so your approval isn't needed!

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

Big Girls don’t cry - they get even.

Never fight with an ugly person - they have nothing to loose!

DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I'm not weird! I'm gifted …

I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own.

I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me.

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight.

Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege.

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

When faced with a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and she'll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

I wanna be different just like everyone else.

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.

I'm not a tease, I’m just a reminder of what you can't have.

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