- Sexy text messages -

Saucy text messages

I wanted to send you something hot and really sexy to make your day, but the postman told me to take the stamps off my butt and get outta the mail box.

I’m wearing my nurse outfit but it’s 2 sizes too small and I lost my knickers. Can u help me?

I need a sex slave tonight. Are you available?

I bought a new bra today. Would really like your opinion.

Come home and make me moan.

I want to cool you off with ice, than make you hot all over.

Bring whipped cream for dessert tonight. I’m dessert!

I was a BAD GIRL and spent my lunch hour shopping. Wanna spank me?

Got a new showerhead - the detachable kind. The pressure's really awesome.

There's a VIP-only party @ [fill in your address here] 2nite.

TDTM (translation: text dirty to me)

Don't do too much @ the gym...save energy for L8R.

Hey babe. I loved those jeans you wore the other night. They really showed off what a great package you have.

Ur picturing me (a) naked, (b) in a Jacuzzi, (c) both

I really wish i could lick you all over right now, is that okay with you?

Was in such a rush this morning! 4got 2 wear a bra.

Can I bring anything 4 our d8? Whipped cream? Chocolate sauce?

Wanna come play?

I'm in dressing room @ the mall ... in a thong.

I can almost feel you here ... touching me ... caressing me ...

Ur ass looks gr8 in those jeans.

Can you come over here and give me a good rub down?

I'll pole dance 4 you. U bring the pole ...

My teddy bear’s in the wash, can I sleep with you tonight?

Found my old cheerleading uniform. Still fits.

Shopping. At Victoria's Secret.

Had a stressful day. I NEED you to help me unwind.

Wanna shower with me tonight, in case I miss anything?

My roommate is out of town. Let's throw a party tonight - for two.

My car broke down on 69 Horny street....& I heard u r the best mechanic around town ... Please help me!!!!

Great kiss this morning.
Hope you can finish what you started ...

There are no more popsicles left in the freezer, can I have yours?

Splurged at Victoria's Secret. A girl can't have too many lacy panties, can she?

I want you to use me as your toy, when can you come and play?

No movies I want to see. Other ideas for what we can do in the dark?

Hey, babe. I’m buying sexy new panties today. What colors do you like?

My personal check-engine light just came on. Know anyone good with their hands?