Stupid questions to ask your partner

Everyone of us have a couple of things we are a tad sensitive about. I’m sure you know what I mean. It might be your weight, it might be your history or even a bad habit you don’t want exposed.

It is only the really stupid or thick-skinned (or the one wanting to make trouble) that will tread on these holy grounds. Study the following lists and be warned!

---> This is a bit of light relief and tongue-in-the-cheek humor: Enjoy!

Stupid questions to ask your girlfriend:

Are you still a virgin?
How many people have you slept with before me?
How many guys have you kissed?
Have you ever been with a girl?
Would you like to have a boob-job?
Would you like to lose weight?
Does size matter?
Are you going to wear that?
Why are you always late?
Would you consider taking cooking-lessons?

Stupid questions to ask your boyfriend:

Girls, there is no right or wrong answer for the following questions! Spare your poor boyfriend from having a mini heart attack while fumbling around for a safe answer, rather avoid these questions.

Does my bottom look big in this?
Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?
What does it mean when a man look at other women when he is with his girlfriend?
How do you feel about a three-some?
Will you go shopping with me for new shoes?
Who would we be if we were a Hollywood couple?
How many people did you sleep with before me?
Can I have the remote?

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