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Funny love sayings

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Joan Crawford

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. . . . I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen

Absence makes the heart grow fonder - of somebody else!

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
Lynda Barry

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.
Pearl Bailey

“True friends stab you in the front.”
Oscar Wilde

"Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts!"
Unknown

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.
Ambrose Bierce

Love is a thing, well, its kind of like quicksand: The more you are in it, the deeper you sink. And when it hits you, you've just got to fall.
UB40, Reggae Band

It is easier to guard a sack full of fleas than a girl in love.
Jewish Proverbs

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Charlie Brown

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
Rose Franken

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.
Anonymous

Love is like a Rhino, short-sighted, but always willing to find a way.
Anonymous

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
Anonymous

It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two week's notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, you should have.
Bob Ettinger

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.
Jimmy Fallon

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.
Anna Nicole Smith

Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi

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