Funny birthday sayings

 

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My list of funny birthday sayings to wish someone a happy birthday at different ages from a 21st to a 60th birthday.

Funny and cute birthday sayings comes in handy when you want to say happy birthday with quotes about birthdays to someone with a comedic twist.

The trick is keeping it bright, light and funny.

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Funny birthday sayings

 

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If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Jim Eason

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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
Author Unknown

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Anonymous

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We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there.
Unknown

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Mary Schmich

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Father Larry Lorenzoni

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21st Birthdays quotes

 

Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?
Bobby Kelton

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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Chili Davis

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Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.

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Great Everything!
Great days, Great food, Great movies,
Great naps, Great conversations,
Great moods, Great luck, Great times.
And pretty much Great everything.
Happy Birthday!

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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M. Wright

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Don’t worry about your future, I am sure you will have a bright one, don’t worry about the past, you can’t change it, don’t worry about the present, I have not got one for you!

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“We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves”
May L. Becker

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One of the advantages of being young is that you don’t let common sense get in the way of doing things everyone else knows are impossible.
Unknown

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“When you come to a fork in the road….take it”
Yogi Berra

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30th Birthday quotes

 

 Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything.
Oscar Wilde in “A Woman of No Importance”

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“When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.”
Blair Sabol

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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
Dan Bennett

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On your birthday, here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

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After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler

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“30 is the new 20, unless your 20, then it’s the new 40.”
Dane Peddigrew

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Here’s the secret to look younger: Dress like a teenager with baggy, oversized clothes they will hide your baggy, oversized body.

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The best years of a woman’s life – the ten years between 39 and 40.
Author Unknown

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Happy 30th! You’re only 5 years away from your first prostrate exam.

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Don’t think of it as your 30th Birthday; It’s really the 10th anniversary of your 20th Birthday.

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I love everything that’s old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.
Oliver Goldsmith

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40th Birthday quotes

 

“At 40 you have a lot to be thankful for. Isn’t it nice that wrinkles, greying hair, thinning hair and developing belly doesn’t hurt”

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When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ‘cause men like women who got some sense.
Maya Angelou

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You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.
Unknown

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Life begins at forty.
W. B. Pitkin

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Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday.
Thomas Arnold

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
James Thurber

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.
Colleen McCullough

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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
Dave Barry

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You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.
Author Unknown

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“You know you’ve reached 40 when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down, all you exercise are your prerogatives and it takes you longer to rest than to get tired. At your age now you should become a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative Mathematics, and you’ll honestly not know how old you are.”

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Life begins at 40 — but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
William Feather

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Funny 50th birthday quotes

 

I’m not 50, I’m 49.95, plus tax!

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The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
T.S. Eliot

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“Old age is when it takes you longer to get over a good time than to have it.”

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Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Ingrid Bergman

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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Golda Meir

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Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.
Unknown

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I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963.
Joan Rivers

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Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.
Joan Rivers

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“I think when the full horror of being fifty its you, you should stay home and have a good cry.”
Alan Bleasdale

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I have everything now I had twenty years ago — except now it’s all lower.

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At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
George Orwell

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From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on she needs good cash.
Sophie Tucker

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You know you’re getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.
Arnold Palmer

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60th Birthday quotes

 

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you will learn to tap this source, you will have truly defeated age.
Sophia Loren

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A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Arnold Bennett

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Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.
Bennett Cerf

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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
Oscar Wilde

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The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Doug Larson

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Old age is not for sissies.
Malcolm Forbes

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier

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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
Malcolm Cowley

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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
Richard John Needham

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I’m sixty years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.
George Carlin

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It’s so sad to grow old alone. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows.

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Use funny birthday sayings to bring a smile to your loved one’s lips.

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